Should You Get a $250 Tax Deduction For Having a Mustache?

‘Stachin is ‘spensive.

The American Mustache Institute has proposed a stimulus that would grant a $250 tax deduction for simply sporting a little extra hair above the lip. They even want you showing your support at StacheAct.com!

The Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses, or STACHE Act, is a fight to provide some assistance to mustached Americans to help cover some of the additional expenses they incur for being so damn beautiful. This infographic from H&R Block tells the story.